i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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