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I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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