I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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