after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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