That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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