ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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