on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
it's like iHOP with fire
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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