Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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