What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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