I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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