i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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