Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
