I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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