I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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