God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm getting married
To pizza
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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