all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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