i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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