Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
