Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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