apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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