I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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