69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
sex on a bike is impossible
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