Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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