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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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