I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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