I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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