Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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