Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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