How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He has the fingertips of a God
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