bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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