you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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