he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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