every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She announced her abortion via fbk
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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