Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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