Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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