At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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