You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
where am i from again
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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