How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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