Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
that's an acceptable place to lick
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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