hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
