Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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