its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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