we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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