I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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