I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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