i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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