I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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