Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
