I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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