i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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